May 2009
1 post
hey mommacat
December 2008
2 posts
Just had some angry makeup sex with nicole. it was fun :) lolll.
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September 2008
1 post
Im sorry tumblr. I forgot you existed. Ill be back
August 2008
2 posts
“Fair warning: if I follow you on Tumblr and you post something I find to be...”
– Blakeley (via blakeley)
Whoops
I forgot I even had this shit. Updates and fun stories galore will be forthcoming shortly.
April 2008
5 posts
Ahhhh I havent had anything interesting to say in awhile. I have a shit load of links backed up but Ill get those later in the week.
You know what muxtape needs?
I do. It need some sort of tagging system for individual muxtapes. I guess some way for the people who run the site to monetize the traffic they are seeing wouldnt be a bad idea either; I have a sneaking suspicion though that they both will have something to do with each other if they dont get shutdown beforehand. You didnt think I was going to talk about muxtapes without linking to my first...
Muxtape take one- http://dashepherd.muxtape.com/
Havent updated in awhile so i figured id toss up a quick update. Nothing going on really although I did toss up a real hookup hat trick this weekend if you count thursday and did it without taking credit for a turndown like last weekend. It seems as if my new black eye is some sort of natural aphrodisiac to the girls of the Bay Ridge area. Hopefully some real posts to follow tom.
March 2008
18 posts
A gauntlet laid down.
I was challenged by a friend recently. he basically called me out on my wasted potential and begged me to try before it was too late. I take what he said with a certain grain of salt because of the apparent misery that infuses his life of textbook success and the happiness, love and friendship that i have in mine but there he si right that I should be striving for more then i have accomplished. I...
Hat trick and more
SHould I recap the girls of the weekend? Should I touch on the relations with the ones with longer term potentials? Ahhhh I dont know what to say. Nicole? Havent seen her in like two weeks I guess. Trying to make a consience(freudian slip there? conscious) effort to spend time with her ebcaus eof all the good things she brings to table and some recent votes approval from some of my trusted girl...
Also maybe tighten up the structure a lil more so that after every example of a memory of shit or usage of shit I type shit with a capital s and in the example itself I always type it with a lowercase s. That might be too gimmicky though
Well that didnt exactly come together like I wanted it to but its omething and something is better then nothing. The idea of differnt instances of shit in my life is good but I need to tighten that shit up. Hit the drug aspect harder and pull together clearer aspects of shit from my past
im away but not really far away.
Shit. Laying in bed coated in shit(at least it was your own shit) at the hospital as a sick boy scout of not more then 8 years old too afraid to ask for help. Shit. You got any shit? You want any shit? How much shit do you want? Youre a piece of shit for breaking my heart.I only broke your heart because of the Shit. You broke my heart without the shit. Thats still shit. Shit. Isnt George Carlin...
“I got to achieve one of my dreams. I did coke off a hooker’s ass. I know...”
– gawker comment section. I really dont know what to say about this but I enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed the Artie Lange quote about Heath Ledger. I actually quoted that Lange quote at dinner last night and it killed. I took out the cursing but it still worked like magic. Okay im going to get my...
Kindly reblog your response.
karenabad: What are 5 things that have made you happy this week? Talking to certain people. Fixing the problems I was having with my video collaboration with Matthew. Watching movies with Jason. Knowing without a shadow of a doubt, that things are going to be alright. God decided to throw out some clouds today to break up the bright sunshine and cast a chimera-like soft lighting on the world. 1)...
One more thingy...
Never really read the lyrics to that Brother brown song that Deep Dish had on yoshiesque but they are actually kinda sorta almost cool. We arent talkng leonard cohen but still pretty strong. Brother Brown- Under the water I can’t breathe here anymore. It’s been like that for a while. Ev’rything seems strange to me. I feel like a newborn child. And I know I don’t belong...
Well im sure...
Well im sure you know why I put the wu video up there even though none of the stuffI wrote befoer and after made even a lil sense but I really needed to put something that almost makes sense up here and you know whats gonna be? Its going to be a super quick review of the Pop it off boys new “song” crank dat batman. Here it goes… Holy shit that is by far the worst rap song I...
February 2008
34 posts
“I crave companionship, but lack the requisite skills to make that happen without...”
– via confessionizer. (via topherchris)
Nicole is coated in ketchup. Im so embarrased. How could this happen? Oh the humanity!
Whoops
Didnt put up any of the blogs I meant to yesterday and Im going out to do actual productive shit today. Ill leave you with this tumblr that deadspin linked to. http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/ Someone call achewood and tell them theres a new challenger for the throne.
Ahhhh yeah.
Today should be chock full of posts… we have some new videos, some new music and an interesting girl development. Check back soon.
Anyone else?
Does anyone else get mesmerized by Julia Allison and her internet presence? Well I do and im not only not ashamed im proud of it. Heart you Julia.
Im not sure how this tumblr got on my following...
cesspoo:Sometimes I hope that 200 characters of my insight would be enough to move a person, to incite them to action, or maybe just laugh or smile. Then I look at what other people left, and die a bit inside
Im ten mins from picking my friend at stonybrook and we asked him for directions instead of saying he didnt know driuing directions o
That reminds me
Mia’s blogging debut reminded me of this website that had a question on it that asked if you had a pet what would your pet say about you. Heres what “mia” said.. Interviewer:Thanks for being here Mia. Would you care to comment on Your owner/roommate Owen ? Mia: woof. no just kidding. You didnt really think id go for something as cliched as woof or ruff. did you? Mia:What...
I guess
I guess I should update more. I didnt really think anyone read this shit but after reading an IM from mi amigo Daniel it seems there maybe one or two people reading this. since I dont want to worry anyone Ill have to mention the great night I had earlier this week with this girl I have been sorta seeing. It might seem stupid but it just felt right in away something hasnt in awhile. We were just...
Hmmm doesnt seem to be much of a dropoff in quality. I guess Ill let her handle things while im out today. Let me warn you though if she tries to get you to watch a youtube video she is prob just going to rickroll you. She does it to me evry freaking day.
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As a matter of fact im going to let her post right now. I just saw a video of an owner helping her pug play the piano and since I dont play the piano myself I wouldnt be much help to her im going to help her write her first blog. GUEST BLOGGER MIA THE WONDERPUG IS UP NEXT!!!
Just in case anyone was wondering im watching videos of pugs while my pug sits on my lap. She seems to be enjoying them.
An excerpt from a mcsweeneys article I found...
A GUIDE TO SCIENTIFIC EXPRESSIONS USED IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION. Occam’s Razor “Occam’s razor” is an expression used to convey the opinion that the simplest explanation is usually right. For instance, one might be tempted to explain a certain recent turn of events by thinking, “Most likely, Wanda just needs some time to think over how much I mean to her, and is...
Game on. 2 blocks from the bar. Wish me luck.